If you had the chance to stop an evil alien from destroying the entire planet, wouldn’t you take the opportunity without thinking twice? That’s exactly what Kanye West did at the VMAs. Taylor Swift, a completely cloaked Reptilian, was about to destroy all human kind by unleashing a deadly virus from what appeared to be a mic. Well, it’s not clear what kind of words Taylor Swift needed to speak in order to unleash the deadly virus from the vial-disguised-as-a-mic but Kanye West disarmed it. West was able to disarm the deadly virus-carrying vile by using a coded message that sounded like “I’m gonna let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!” to the untrained ear.
Is it any surprise that President Obama and the Reptoid media have been attacking a great human being like Kanye? Mr. West, your music might not be the greatest, but we know it’s inspired by a human heart.
Apparently, there are some in the field of Conspiracy research who don’t think that Taylor Swift is a Reptoid. I met one of these lunatic fringe types the other day at a conference. Uri Terrabite of the Fortean Community College of Yakima, Washington, had this to say. “This poor girl. She’s not a Reptoid. All the evidence as seen on her latest album, Fearless, would indicated that she has been abducted from her home in the dead of night and hypnotized into doing the bidding of the nefarious Grey Aliens.”
Grey Aliens? Preposterous. Listen here Uri, that theory was debunked by skeptics like me years ago. It’s so bad, it’s not even wrong. Really, if there were Grey aliens visiting us, do you think that Reptilian One-World Government would let you find out about it? I find it ludicrous to think that aliens would travel thousands of miles to get to our planet just to probe us and mind control our musicians. Why bother if you don’t also control everything from the beginning in a clandestine way?
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