By Conspiracy Theorist Nicola Novakowsky
Everyone remembers being indoctrinated at least once in school with the scientific method. The scientific method is actually problematic for all the events I’ve observed that could not be replicated by the scientific establishment. Honestly, the scientific method is too unrealistic since it demands that our truth live up to the test of repeatability.
Because repeatability should not be a deciding factor for any good hunch that I call truth, I offer you my parascientific method for finding your own truths and discovering your own facts.
ParaScientific Method
1. Deny the official version. If anyone seems expert enough and their report sounds official enough, then it’s definitely a LIE. Reject it immediately.
2. Conjure up some new explanation. When forming a hypothesis, consult your own imagination about some sinister alternative that explains why the establishment is trying to cover up something with its official version. If your imagination fails you, then go to media outlets that sound very open to alternatives to anything established or official just because it’s established or official.
3. When doing your own parascientific tests or observations be sure that you are dead set on your conclusions. The mind has a very powerful energy. This energy amazingly confirms your hypothesis 100% of time. If the test does not confirm your conclusion, there’s probably something wrong with the test. Start over and try again and remember that you need to stick to your conclusions. It’s very important in the parascientific method.
4. The purveyors of the established scientific method will likely ridicule your style of research. You know they’re only attacking because they don’t want you to find the real truth. That’s why you should counterattack. Pay attention only to their counterintuitive conclusions and discuss how it does not mesh with yours and other’s common sense.
5. Big science isn’t always wrong even though it is evil. Make sure you cherry pick from science what sounds neat and potentially unnatural. Black holes are a good example because they allow the imagination to create scenarios where black holes lead to alternative dimensions or to hell.
6. Do your own research and discover your own facts. Basically, your own research is your own. It does not need to be peer reviewed aka manipulated by the establishment. Discover your own facts means that you turned your imagination on and let it confirm all the possibilities sounds good to you.
That, folks, is the ParaScientific Method.
