Capitalism: A Blood Bath

Recently I got to see Capitalism: A Love Story at the New York Film Festival. This movie was Michael Moore’s bloodiest movie yet. It made Mel Gibson eating that British soldier alive in The Patriot look like Gibson was merely giving that soldier a hickey.

At the beginning of the movie, Moore wields his axe insanely, asking the board of directors of Goldman Sachs if they’re card carrying members of the Capitalist Party. They all deny such allegations. As a result, Moore has no choice but to assume the only logical conclusion: they’re all liars. So, he goes fanatical and chops them to bits. The whole camera is covered with blood and all you can hear is Moore laughing in the background and priding himself on how his execution of the Goldman directors was similar to how the early Russian pro-communists killed the Czar and his family.

Later on Michael Moore goes to the graves of Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Milton Friedman and begins digging up their corpses, just so he can punch their ugly capitalist corpse faces. I have to admit, this part of the movie was a little extreme. Moore’s complete disrespect for the dead and the living makes this movie one of the best documentaries ever produced.

After Moore gets done with posthumous-ass kicking, he attempts to hijack a plane, so he can crash it into Warren Buffett’s mansion. Michael Moore’s seemingly reckless behavior seems unprovoked but his behavior is justified by years of US Businesses attacking his hometown Flint, Michigan. Moore’s behavior is what the CIA calls blowback.

Anyway, Michael Moore almost hijacks Ben Stein’s plane but he is driven insane and then incapacitated by Stein’s anti-evolutionist arguments. He is quickly subdued by police authorities after the plane is grounded.

After Moore is arrested, the movie quickly cuts to its 20 minutes of Hugo Chavez worship. The movie then ends with a quote from Joseph Stalin. I couldn’t really make it out because it was all spelled out in stupid Russian letters.

I have to say, this movie was pretty damn good. I thought I hated communists but when I saw how violent they could be I think I’m warming up to them.

I Always Thought That Flag Looked Neat

I Always Thought That Flag Looked Neat

I give this movie 8 hammers out of 10 sickles.

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More Media Distractions from The Reptilian Controlled Fed

The media campaign of distracting attention away from the Fed and focusing on other less important issues has been a common theme lately.

I was watching Fox News just the other day and found myself disturbed at this level of media distraction.  Chris Wallace (clearly not in on the Reptilian takeover) on Fox News Sunday interviewed Dick Cheney (Reptilian) about his thoughts on recent discussion about a probe into the CIA by President Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder (who is probably a Reptilian).

Fox News is running stories on probing the CIA and not the Fed?  The Reptilians are clever.

Every made up media event cleverly has a made up backstory.  The supposed backstory to this supposed Fox News Sunday interview (all media interviews are actually done with holograms) revolves around President Obama, who pledged in the past that he wouldn’t have a CIA probe into allegations of torture.   But  now that Obama vacationed in Martha’s Vineyard (possibly back to his own Reptilian home planet), Eric Holder wants to open up investigations into the CIA (Reptilian distraction!).

In response to the CIA probe, Wallace interviewed Cheney (another Reptilian distraction!) and Cheney, of course, pretended to think that Eric Holder  actually wants to run a probe into the CIA.    Also Cheney pretended to believe that Holder and Obama are doing this probe for purely partisan reasons and not at all for reasons related to a further distraction and Reptilian takeover.

Here’s the massive conspiracy distraction video right here:

I’ve noticed something startling from this interview.  If you watch the video closely, Dick Cheney’s lips actually indicate that he was saying “Fed” instead of “CIA” but Fox News clearly edited the sound to cover up his mistakes. Clearly the Fed is more on Cheney’s mind than the CIA. Also Dick Cheney’s lips read “Orlock”  on several occasions instead of  “Obama.”  Orlock is probably Obama’s Reptilian name.  Orlock sounds strangely similar to Stephen Colbert’s Gorlock, an alien that he takes advice from.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Look, this kind of bickering over the CIA looks like it matters but it really doesn’t. It’s all a distraction from my earlier post about the Bernanke identity theft story and how the story was completely made up. The Reptilians saw that post and knew they had to do something to distract away from my blog post.

I have to tell you folks. The most important thing right now is a complete investigation of the Federal Reserve and not just by a purely Reptilian auditing team that Rep. Barney Franks and Rep. Ron Paul want to distract us with. This whole debate over investigating the CIA is just a cover story so that we don’t focus on Ben Bernanke and his Reptilian minions.

You don’t have to believe what I’ve said. But just look at the facts. Do your own investigation!

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